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OK, here is the current list of lame By Law update requests
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Update Request #1
Q1) what type of bylaw update do you want to make?
Allowable behavior
Q2) Describe
what you want to change
No more booze, Motorcycles not allowed, no loud talking, Keeps other
campers awake
after 8 pm, fishing using flashlight only at night. ( see movie ).
follow directions from ranger. Man only. force 1 fire
only, ( enough to cook,
then put out to conserve planet oxygen ). Exhalted leader must say please and
thank you. only
one car to a site. Wife, girlfriend, and pets allowed. can be
interchanged with members at Bob Gaulin's discretion. OK,
time to have a drink
with the Wife, Girlfriend, Dog, and Bob
Q3) What is your member status
Loyal Member
Q4)
Do you dare submit this to the by law committee? Make sure your really
ready!!!!
Yeah I'm ready bring on the
committee
Q5) what is your name?
You got to be kidding
REASONS REQUEST DENIED -
WIMP DIDN'T PUT
HIS NAME DOWN!
THERE'S A GIRL SCOUT TROOP LOOKING FOR MEMBERS MAYBE YOUR LOST!
THE EXHALTED LEADER JUST HAS TO SAY PLEASE
WHEN HE IS ASKING SOMEONE TO SPARE YOUR LIFE AS A MOREWOOD MEMBER!!
Update Request #2
Q1) what type of bylaw update
do you want to make?
Campout
Q2) Describe what you want to change
Allow a new guy to book a room
at The Boulders Inn on Lake Waramaug so
he doesn't have to sleep on dirt. I enjoy the campfire ballbusting, but prefer
a
bed, jacuzzi,& room service. Just a thought. Thanks
Q3) What is your member status
New Guy - Note if
you a new guy we won't even consider this request
Q4) Do you dare submit this to the by law committee? Make sure your really
ready!!!!
On second thought maybe I better talk to a founding member first
Q5) what is your name?
If you don't
know, good its better that way
REASONS REQUEST DECLINED!
ANOTHER WIMP WHO WON'T SIGN HIS NAME ! i CAN'T BELIVE IT
NO
ONE EVER MADE A NEW GUY SLEEP ON THE DIRT JUST SLEEP WITH JACK, DIRT MIGHT BE BETTER!
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